Footy Show star Sam Newman provided the quarter-time entertainment for the Melbourne Tigers at Hisense Arena on Sunday.
Could he kick a football through the hoop from halfway? No, it swung left and fell off the backboard.
From the three-point line? Worse, it missed the lot.
Handball a goal from the free-throw line? No score.
How does a proud competitor respond? How does he show his athletic mettle?
With a running somersault, no less.
Hands down, feet up, and then a crash onto his backside.
What inspired you, Sam? "Stupidity. Sheer stupidity."